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pussified or feminized male that is now brainwashed. He has the fashinon sense and vanity of a gay man or a woman.
Women have created this type of male after years of whining that "men aren't sensitve enough and can relate to us".
Metrosexuals, likely to be gay, are seen crying with women at chick flicks, shopping at all high end fashion shops and are extremely vain. Contrary to liberal folklore, they are not open minded and sensitive, but shallow towards other men or women who are not trendy or fashionable like them.
Jake likes his hair frosted, spends 4 hours 6 days a week at the gym working on his body, irons his underwear so
Jake must be a vain metro sexual.
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When a person cannot express their sexuality, usually due to societal expectations.
The Bible Thumping Belt is such a place of sexual repression. They're a bunch of abstinence loving, contraceptive hating, sex toy despising, missionary doing, homophobic freaks if you ask me.
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When a girl uses a banana to fulfill their need for sex.
Wow Boku No Pico makes me sexually frustrated
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when a man sticks his wang-a-lang in a girls pee-pee hole and uh uh uh all night long!
"i heard mom and dad going 'aaaaahhhh oh baby mm oh fuck me, fuck me harder richard mm ohhhhhh" which was sexual intercourse
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Originating in Long Beach, CA. This is a rare cross breed between a metro-sexual and one who lives the emotional hardcore lifestyle.
Dougs attire today forced us to label him an emo-sexual.
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"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's" biggest fan.. dresses in tight pants, colored shirts, and designer shoes. Checks out guys for style ideas, and girls for their asses.
"that guy has really great shoes on. Dude, check out the J-Lo ass on that chic!
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n. Latin-derived
When two unattractive people begin mutual masturbation, and continue until one of them stops. The "winner", and thus more disgusting of the two, is the one who continues all the way to climax. The "winner", also designated gay loser, will be ridiculed forever as the most disgusting person in the world, and will never again get laid, because no one will want to be with someone that gross. Thus, the cycle of sexual chicken continues, as the "winners" will continue to engage in the game, as they cannot get laid anymore. Generally begins in a standoff.
Two guys on Chatroulette are both trolling for boobs, and accidentally get each other. Both are wanking, and neither wants to continue to the next person, causing a standoff, and beginning a game of sexual chicken. When one guy climaxes, he is then ridiculed by the other guy, until he has to hit next.
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