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Goading a dude to do something by illustrating what a fuckin' pussy he's being.
Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
Shitting and cumming at the same time
I was out with a girl last night and I shamed myself
When you make fun of people with trash Wi-Fi
Hey bro your Wi-Fi sucks ass.
Dude stop speed shaming
Money Shaming when a person of less net worth shames someone for having more money then they do.
Money Shaming when a person of less net worth shames someone for having more money then they do.
Ahhh I can’t wait to money shame the dawg because of his affluent country club lifestyle !
A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.
Wife: Did you get my shampoo?
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
The act of going on to LinkedIn to debase yourself by “liking” posts from your superiors solely for purposes of professional advancement.
The CEO just posted a thought piece on LinkedIn and it already has likes or comments from nearly every company VP. Forget customer service or innovation, our real corporate culture is shame-liking.
When a trucker needs to go number 2 but there's no toilet. Poop in a bag instead.
The car harassed the trucker so the trucker launched a shame baby out the window onto their windshield.