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Shot the mattress

Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.

I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.

by Propa-Gandhi July 3, 2017

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chilli shot

Step 1: Shot of rubinoff
Step2: using your fingers, grab some salsa and stick it in your mouth
Step 3: Take another shot of rubinoff

Enjoy

-Yo, ever tried a chilli shot?
-Na, lets do it

by Fenway5 November 21, 2011

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[Big Shot]

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NOW โ€˜ S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!

by KromerLover92 September 24, 2021

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Shot or Pants

The name of a drinking game created at 3:30am during Hurricane Homecoming, where the rules of the game are to take turns going around in a circle, and when it's your turn, you either take a shot, or take your pants off. Such decision is preempted by the other players saying "Shot or Pants," for which at that time you must proclaim your choice. For optimal play, really low grade tequilla and a mix of male and female participants, are the only requirements.

Girl 1: "Man, I'm drunk and bored. What should we do?"
Man 1: "We could always play the game that doesn't lie, 'Shot or Pants!'"
Girl 1: "That sounds great! You grab the tequilla, and I'll get ready to take my pants off!"

by Iheartshotorpants October 3, 2010

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maple shot

A shot containing one part whisky and one part maple syrup. Often used as a antidote for hangovers (at least in Vermont), as an alternative to a bloody mary.

Best served using Old Crow whisky, light maple syrup, and an asprin.

by Bugsy July 20, 2005

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Cutty Shot

a picture of a cutty (vigina) perferably the biggest, widest hairiest cutties in the hood.
esp good if it looks like chipped ham.

Rick: damn did you see that hoes cutty shot?
Steve: Hell yeah, it was the finest cutty i've ever seen..
Rick: i wanna get me a piece of that cutty!

by cuutttyyy September 12, 2008

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shot in the knee

Total fail in skyrim..

I was looking for gold for my house in solitude and then i was shot in the knee..

by jjaomni January 10, 2012

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