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Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 April 26, 2011


Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

by Buckarooman710 January 13, 2017


Skeet Gifting

Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.

"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.

by IKaizen December 3, 2013


Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021


skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel February 9, 2016


[Skeet Skeet - Delete]

Skeet Skeet - Delete

1. Verb

2. Idiom

The Act Of Skeet Skeet Skeeting On A Female Specimen And Then Deleting The Memory Of Having Done It & For Us Female Specimens, The Act Of Gettin' A Guy To Skeet & Then Delete ! Yadaamean ;) . People May Liken This To The Term Tap & Gap

Damnss , He/She's Finee . Mmm , Skeet Skeet - Delete !

by Mele Medsz !! January 8, 2009


Submerged Skeet

A derogatory term against Dutch people, skeet (sperm) referring to their abundance of prostitutes, and submerged because a large portion of the country is completely below sea level and at Poseidon's mercy.

I had a dutch customer in my restaurant last week, guy ate here with his whole family for 200$ and didn't tip, those Submerged Skeet's are all the same

by gayshitposter February 5, 2018