Sock Party

An informal gathering where appropriate attire for gentlemen is a sock over the genitals, and nothing else.

I wouldn't go in function room "C" if I were you, the Bristol Wheelchair Morris Dancer's Society are having their AGM, and it's turned into a Sock Party.

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dirty socks

the smell of Parmesan cheese topping, also known as stinky socks.

"Whew, that 'dirty socks' on the pizza stinks. I can smell it all the way over here!"

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pink sock

Inverted rectum.

I was fuckin' her ass last night and I pulled out too fast. The next thing you know that bitchs' got a pink sock

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odd-socks

A phenomonon seen in teenage boys. It is caused because, when nothing else is within reach, the teenage boy uses the nearest (usually) dirty sock to wipe his knob clean after sexually relieving himself whilst browsing Dad's porn collection. The soiled sock is then hidden under the bed where it slowly festers and rots. Over a period of a week or so, this can result in there being no matching socks available, thus ODD-SOCKS.

Dad: Hi son, I see you're wearing odd-socks again!
Son: Hwa...Mmmm...the other ones are crispy.

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sock me

expression commonly used by Evan Krumholz, and subsequently by all his friends, it has two essential uses

1.A Gay Joke
2:A horribely gay, and unsuccessful pick up line

Me:I'm so bored tonight man, what is there to do?

Evan:ummmm, Sock me

or

Josh:Yo man, that bich over there is mad hot!
Evan goes up to her
Evan:SOOOOOOOOOCK MEEEEEEE

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spit in a sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

Woman with a headache: "Oh, go spit in a sock!"

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Socks off

To ejaculate in your pants

(whispers in his ear)I will fucking knock your socks off

(Then he came all in his pants)

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