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When two men of which one is circumcised and one is not...engaging in a sexual act of putting the circumcised persons penis inside the foreskin of the uncircumcised persons penis. That is a true space dock
Hey Brandon wanna be my space docking partner?
Brandon is a really good space docking station.
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A clusterfuck. Or a gathering of stupid, ignorant people.
Look at that fuckwit in the MAGA hat. I bet he’s a colonel in the SPACE FORCE.
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Evidence that society has fallen.
My space for the emo:
Kids in girls jeans and heavy make-up that post pictures of themselves (the kind of picture they take themselves) and write some over-dramtic headline such as "I'll die for you" while making some kind of attempt to meet a girl and finally getting some pussy. The page also includes a song by Evergreen Terrace or Everytime I Die.
My space for the whores:
Pictures of them in some kind of slutty clothing with their friends. They are there to find new boys but in fact, they already have boyfriends. They post comments about the different cocks they suck and compare prices on the handjobs they give out.
My space for the posers:
The kind of people that joined my space years after it was created and take the time to "pimp" out their profiles so they fit in better.
My space for the gangsters (and wanksters):
The pussies; who in real life could not fire a weapon, that design their profiles to make them look gangsters. With pictures of them holding plastic guns followed by a quote such as "The world is mine" or "I gotta do what I gotta do" and they give themselves a nickname from mob or gangster movies.
My space for the assholes:
This includes the typical high school freshman or some kind of annoying douche bag such as retarded jocks, world of warcraft players, extreme conservitive/liberial, redneck hillbillies, and transparent people who think they need a profile.
My space for those that were not mentioned:
The rest are all stalkers.
90% of people on my space are emo.
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waste of room, usually on computer hard drives, that could be used for better things. also see AOL&junk
man AOL is such a waste of space
that junk in my closet is a waste of space
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vt. To absentmindedly forget to do something.
Spacing something out is like blowing it off, but is less intentional; see blow off.
I meant to buy batteries when I went to the store, but I spaced it out.
*** Dear UD staff,
You need to fix your software.
Your user interface is telling me (falsely)
that this example doesn't contain "space out."
If you need a programmer who's up to the task,
drop me an e-mail and I'll send my resume.
*** BUG NUMBER 2:
I checked on my submission later and found this:
"Your submission was cancelled before it was reviewed by editors."
Uh, no, I did not cancel my submission.
Your programming staff needs to know about this bug.
If your way of handling bug reports is to simply delete them, i.e., to blow them off,
I will post this publicly.
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Someone who smokes so much dope they spend most of the time halfway to another planet.
Give us a go on that bong, Steve, you fucking space cadet.
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President Trump wants Latinos and Mexicans to enlist in the Space Force so they can get the fuck out of his country, That includes Admiral Adama from Battle Star Galactica.
This enlisted Marine which is Latino needs to join the Space Force and get the Fuck Out of my Country!
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