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Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed
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Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example
yo bro imma speed out real quick
aight dawg
Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!
Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?
Kids: yeah!
Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.
Is he speed relationshipping again?
Theyre speed relationshipping
An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.
"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"
Using call blocker to keep someone from reaching you by phone.
She's really been bugging me lately. She called so often I had to put her on speed denial.