Mid-air spoon

1. (verb): The act of a women or man minding their own buisness, when another individual runs and jumps in the air, quickly spooning the spoonee.

Tarah: "Wow it's a nice day out today."
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"

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spoon-fed cum

Although there are many variations of this technique, this maneuver will involve the three basic componets:
1. A spoon
2. The semen
3. Someone to feed the spoonful of semen to

As a child, she never cared to be spoon-fed her medicine. Now that she's all grown-up, she LOVES to be spoon-fed cum...

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russian table spoon

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

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Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

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wet spoon

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

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Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.

1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator

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Peanut Butter Spoon

When it's Midnight and Donut Operator uploads to YouTube and you need the right snack

"Oh hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter spoon?

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