french sticks

When whiping your ass with toilet paper, it's the bits of toilet paper which get rolled up like a rolling pin and fall onto the floor.

Like a french bread stick..

Jason to housemate: "Mate, you left french sticks all over the toilet floor again, you fuck"

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Pogo Sticking

For exercise, attempting to perform push-ups while sporting an unintentional (or intentional) erection, often while wearing loose gym shorts.

My PT test was yesterday, and I lost 10 points on push-ups because I was pogo sticking.

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grunt stick

Any stick or pole used to grab / squeeze while grunting….Grunt Stick as a result of being constipated or other wise blocked up. Can be used inside or out in the woods. Anything to grab or squeeze as to take pressure off the abdominal area.

“He was so blocked up he had to grab the Grunt Stick to get some relief “

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Shit a stick

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

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governor stick

Slang term for marijuana cigarette, aka joint.

Hey man, toss me one of those governor sticks and let's spark it up.

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whoop stick

a cigarette that has been covered in pharmaceuticals such as muscle relaxers

i licked the whoop stick to dampen it when i roll it in the pill dust

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pogo stick

Sexual Position. Standing 69 where you hold eachother around the waist, woman upside down. Man jumps up and down repeatedly.

I busted out the pogo stick and dropped the bitch on her head.

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