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Hey Spencer I heard you got a 94 on the test! You're a genius!
Yeah but Shannon got a 98, she's a super genius..
*cries softly*
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Something that sucks and blows at the same time
Dude...Drafting Class is a Super Blowjob
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When you dont masturbate for a month and have the best nut ever
Guy 1: "Man I didn't fap for a month and decided that today was the day I do that again."
Guy 2: "I bet your nut must have been like a drug high"
Guy 1: "I guess you could call it a super nut"
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The codename for a woman who is flashy, loud, expensive and high maintenance but fun to ride! Could either be derogatory term or a compliment, depending on how it is used.
A buddy is spotted walking by with his annoying fling so you say to the guy next to you, "Here comes Tom and his Super Sport".
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A person that is almost pitiful at gaming. They are easy pray for computer nerds and have trouble beating other noobs.
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The most accurate depiction of the American lifestyle, which includes consuming, yelling, flashy lights, and idolizing overpaid mongoloids who contribute nothing to society. All while ignoring important issues in the world around them.
The event lasts approximately 17 hours: 14 of which is devoted to advertising products that nobody needs, and the rest is allotted for performances by bland, overhyped pop stars with next to no talent.
There is no actual game played during this event. You see athletes performing tasks such as running, but only about every 5 minutes and it's only for about 4 seconds at a time, then they stop what they are doing and go to commercial.
The truth is that nobody really likes the super bowl. The only reason one would watch this event is because everyone else is watching it, and humans have this psychological need for group solidarity, no matter what bland, inane activity that group happens to be devoted to.
Watching the super bowl (or any sporting event) is like going to church: it's boring, it's repetitive, you can't distinguish one session from another, you don't really know why you're there, and you get nothing out of it in the end. You only do it because you feel as though you are supposed to.
Jackass: Hey, you gonna watch the super bowl this weekend?
Me: No, I'd rather do something fun or interesting.
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Someone who is highly intelligent and funny who gets on very well sociably (unlike the steriotypical nerd) and is normally excellent at sports and everything they attempt.
Basically a SuperHuman.
Simon: I cant believe James is captain of the Football team as well.
Adam: Yeah i know, he's great at everything...
Pete: He must be one of them Super Nerds.
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