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When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
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When you are banging your hoe in the butt and she flarts. Giving your man stick a nice coat of ass juice.
Friend "What did you with that hoe i saw you with last night"
You "That hoe gave me a Pudding Surprise"
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The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.
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to enter a state of unconsciousness without premeditation or intent. When performed in public can lead to surprise sex.
Man, that douchebag Dave looks pretty tired. I think he could use a surprise nap; could you hand me a baseball bat?
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A term used to describe members of the games industry that use patches for their games to reduce the value of those games in order to sell a solution to the problem they create.
This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
Sam: "My 17-year-old game now requires an inferior launcher to run and I can't play any of my favorite game modes offline, all because the company that made it is trying to force everyone to buy Warcraft 3 Reforged! Even some of the graphics options, like character shadows, aren't available to me any more!"
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."
Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."
Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
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When joos havin' sex wid a bitch on da beach and you totally whip it out roll it in da sand and stick it back in yo.
I gave dat chick a sandpaper surprise last Friday
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When you whip out the dick and and shove it inside someones mouth without their consent.
Hey, did you know that when my Girl was sleeping i gave her some surprise oral
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