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Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014


Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

by His lordship and mr handsome September 6, 2024


Taint Butter

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering

Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.

by Bobbetr January 24, 2017


Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

by Archimedes3000 February 6, 2024


The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 10, 2018


dusty taint

after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!

Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.

by Dickless Santorum June 6, 2015


taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.

Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage

by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023