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On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’
Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’
Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."
expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what
Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day
Girl:Oh ok!
The person who was part of the most significant or meaningful relationship that you used to be in, but aren't anymore. You can have more than one ex, but you can only have one significant ex.
The other day, I ran into that guy/girl I went out with for a little while and it was pretty akward. Glad it wasn't my significant ex at least!
A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.
1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.
1:She’s the fucking ex collector.
2: Big mood.
An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
noun. a person that you once were dating or 'together' with, someone you used to see as more than just a friend, an old fuck buddy.
Sam: "I would pissed too if one of my ex-togethernesses was talking shit about me!"