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When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex
Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.
When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.
Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
a michto that is a backstabbing bitch. She does not deserve his yeezys
A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.
1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.
1:She’s the fucking ex collector.
2: Big mood.
the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂
Dem ah bruk up
The end
Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!
what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️
BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂