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Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011


canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

by ringoctopus March 10, 2015


Canadian Bacon

Used to describe a guy who loves anis and has red sideburns.

Man Robert!! You're such a canadian bacon!!!

by Sarah Pettersson March 19, 2008

4👍 21👎


canadian home invasion

When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.

I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!

by Chel Crow December 3, 2015

50👍 3👎


Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015


Canadian hockey smile

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.

Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.

by General Information May 28, 2009


Canadian Healthcare™

Killing yourself or assissted suicide

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare

by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022