House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.

Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.

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Man of the House

Is the bread winner. Brings home the most bacon. Takes care of the family at all costs.

He’s the man of the house.

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House Virginity

Finally caving to peer pressure and watching the television show House; side effects may include nausea and fainting for those with low tolerance levels, offense to the cynical jokes of Dr. House, and, most commonly, extreme addiction.

"Dude, I lost my House Virginity three weeks ago and cannot stop watching it!"

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green housing

To roll up the windows of a car and start smoking some weed...the smokes gathers in the car and makes the "high" more effective. Another word for hot boxing

She was green housing your new car with some of our weed we just bought.

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Discala's House

Discala's House orgins in the deep roots of the Cheese Spring area of New Canaan, Connecticut. Known in the past for having insane parties, Discala's house has turned into the Sausage Fest headquarters of lovely New Canaan. At least once every weekend Discala's house has 5 guys drinking in his upstairs attic while looking for either

1. A ride to a sick party(never happens)
2. Some Hot Girls to come over and chill(also rarely happens)

"Yo man what are you doing this weekend"

"I think im gonna hit up Discalas man I heard theres a sick party of there"

"Dude Discala's House is just gonna be 5 dudes chugging some 14 dollar 30-rack looking for girls but it will just end up a sausage fest"

"I know but what else am I gonna do"

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Hoonans House

Le May garbage can.

A reciptical where trash is stored.

hoonan:"this is my house, no strait men allowed only gay men."

hoonan:"where are my chaps at"
hoonan:"ike check out my awesome range"

8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D= <--- IKE

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house cleaning

shit that doesn't do itself

I need to get starting on my house cleaning.

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