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toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.

I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.

by ShannonP January 26, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet Paper Roulette

This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.

Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.

by Tustin April 20, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stacking Paper Mafia

Stacking Paper Mafia is a large group of thugs who will do anything to get some money this is obviously why they are called Stacking Paper Mafia. They are usually nonviolent, unless you play with there money. No one really knows what they do to get this money. There colors are green and white. Many people call is SPM for short.

"Don't mess with Stacking Paper Mafia, you know they bout that life"

by bout that life October 18, 2012

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper bag brother

man with a great body but fugly face, making a paper bag over the head necessary for sex. Male equivalent of butterface.

Her boyfriend is nice enough, but he's a paper bag brother all the way.

by veronica hope May 19, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper bag princess

A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."

by EliasSchewel October 9, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


off paper

Possessing qualities not easily described verbally nor demonstrated with concrete facts.

Our relationship makes no sense on paper, but off paper we are absolutely amazing.

by false refuge firebomber June 2, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper tiger

seemingly overwhelming paperwork or paper clutter

I want to tidy up my home, but first I have to tame the paper tiger.

by MamaNette March 8, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž