Paul Rentaris is a young man from Melbourne who has grown famous for having a Inbred and Incest Family. It is not yet known how often he does these activities with his family but it is known that he likes it especially when it is anal with his granddad.
"omg look its the guy with the best jawline ever!"
"The incest greek guy?"
"Yeah Paul Rentaris"
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Paul was one of the apostles of Jesus.
Jones is a very common last name.
Put those two names together and you'll find a being that is not only kind but absolutely loving.
He'll never let you regret dating him and will always surprise you by treating you better than you think you deserve.
He drove you all the back to your hometown. He's such a nice guy, that paul jones.
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Another word for the garbage/trash.
Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul
Another person: ugh fine
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Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE
Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer
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The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer
Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them π
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The definition of a retarded dipshit
Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.
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A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
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