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While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!
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Another way to say Four Loko.
A funny way to describe Four Loko.
We got a shit load of shit load of ALCOHOLIC UNICORN BLOOD in this mothafucka!
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When a woman is t-bagging a man, the man shits on her forehead.
Since she was kind enough to t-bag me, I turned her into a chocolate unicorn.
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a slang word for alcohol, mostly used by teens and young adaults.
yoooo where is that unicorn pee?
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Unicorns are magical mythical creatures that live in the forest 🌳
Hey did u see that horse over there
It’s not just a horse
How
It’s a unicorn 🦄
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When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.
A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...
....Neeeeiiighhhh!
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The oldest and most powerful organization in the world which yielded members like justin bieber and rebecca black. The club is not open to all and it fancies a weird initiation process unknown to the outside world. The member is supposed to show how gay or sissy he or she is in front of the "chosen unicorn" . Basically this is the dream society for most of the girls and 1/3rd of the male population.
Dick: Hey scooter , guess what I just got initiated into the unicorn fan club.
Scooter:(blushing)-Oh my God!!!Oh my God !! Oh my God!!
I'm gonna kill you!!!
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