A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.
Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."
Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."
A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.
Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...
Lockscreen peace a ass that got you stressing on you display of ls.hs
F+)k around and "pop".
-displae bae ...
*wallpaper baddie
A girl living in Val Bélair, Québec, who own a ski doo.
This girl is a typical Val Bae. She owns a ski doo and her boyfriend is in the army.
It's a girl who likes to do drugs, and chill with her ,like, male partner and his male friends. And his friends just seem, like, chill with her. Usually wears- cute makeup, nail polish, one or two tattoos and/or dyed hair.
- "She is fine with living in like a shit-hole, or whatever." ~ M
- "She calls you 'man' or 'dude' or whatever" - ~ C
Guy 1: "yeah my girlfriend's a crack bae, but it's cool cause i get to like smoke weed with her and stuff"
Guy 2:"wow, that sounds cool, I wish my girlfriend was like that."
Guy 1: "she looks like she'd be a cow."
Guy 2:"nah man she's chill, she's a crack bae"
A bae that's really not your bae but pretends to be.
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"He is such a psuedo-bae"