stay based

when sumone buggin you and you want them 2 get the fuck out your face

bitch ass: yo you didnt answer my question

based nigga: i didnt answer cuz u need to stay based nigga

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second base

When you and your partner are ready for the next step in your relationship including feeling and enjoying the other person.

my girlfriend and i got to second base last night

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67th base

When a female has to shit but cant because she is constipated, a male fucks her in the ass so it loosens her up. When he pulls out she shit all over the mans genitals. THen the girl licks the shit off of his penis and nut sack and stomach.

Rick: dawg i got to 67th base last night.
Sam: sick dicks man, how was it?
Rick: damn good! she shit ALL over me.

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00th base

The beginning of the bases, and the most climactic

You go back in time and have sex with the bigbang itself

Guy 1 :dude I pulled a 00th base last night:
Guy 2 : Dont you mean a long ass time ago:
Guy 1: (head explodes):
Guy 2 : LOL:

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fourth base

Anal

first base: kissing/grinding
second base: blowjob
third base: sex
fourth base: anal

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Base Raper

A fucking Queerbate who plays video games to occupy all of the time he spends NOT getting laid.

Fuck you, you fucking gay ass Base Raper!

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13th base

(male) when you have intercourse with a female and you end up getting warts, aids, and every other STd you can think of.

Man this girl took me to 13th base and now my life is over!

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