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First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.
Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.
An act of sticking ones butthole in the inflation point of an air mattress, then having another person body slam the air mattress. The result of this action launches the first person much like a bottle rocket.
Damn bro I just saw two people bottle rocket each other.
When a man screws a woman or man in the butt then ejaculates while the person being screwed farts at the same time causing the penis & sperm to be forced out looking like a bottle rocket shooting off.
I was screwing the girl and she performed the bottle rocket on me.
When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.
I drank too much last night, had a case of wine bottling on the john this morning.
The result of drinking liquor directly from The bottle. Usually causing the bottom lip to stand out in a putting manner
Ms. Edna was a profuse drinker for many years. Now she has bottle lip
A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.
He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.
The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
An SI unit for temperature measurement. One average sized mans half drank bottle of water, kept in the door card of a car, will initially be in liquid form below zero Celsius. Then as an early morning journey starts and temperature in the car rises, the water will start to turn to ice, neglecting the normal rules of thermal dynamics. The point that the water freezes inside the bottle is 0.5 degreedens. Aka 0.5 degreeden bottles. Usually well above 0 degrees Celcius.
Person one - It’s a cold one today boys.
Person two - Yeah, the car was frozen solid, but my water bottle was still liquid until the car warmed up a bit, then it froze completely
Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles