Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"
Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.
“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”
A hot woman who picks up guys even though she knows she has pubic crabs.
"Dude that girl is so hot."
''Yeah but shes crab bait"
A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.
I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties
A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."
When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.
Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.