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Jacob Hathaway

WHEN YOU FIRST SEE JACOB ONE WORD COMES TO YOUR MIND !!! It’s thick !! Like damn I imagine his dick is huge too

hunk Jacob Hathaway is such a hunk

Jacob means hunk

by Djebvega January 28, 2018


jacob wivell

Jacob wivell is about 4 feet tall and has a strong possibility of Down syndrome or growth defect he usually targets females with oddly large nipples around the size of a salami and he loves to suck on toes

Man Jacob wivell come soff as a homosexual to me

by Jacob wivell is gay March 12, 2019


Jacob of the Year

(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.

They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).

Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!

by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020


Jacob thang

A gay black Burmese person, who tends to make fun of bawi hup and sui ku nu.

Bro that girl breath is stinky!
Stop being a Jacob Thang bruh

by Psusijejss November 24, 2021


Jacob’s balls

Manky, wrinkly things that he likes to rub in everybody’s face and when they faint he has some yummy times with them as he infects them with blue waffles

Man I hate Jacob’s balls

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020


Jacob Ferrell

When your head game is weak

"Awww man he is Jacob ferrell

by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022


Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022