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a person who gets circumcised twice due to the first failing
dave :"I have to get a second circumcision because the first failed"
jack: "That must make you a super jew"
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One who is a stinge with their alcohol. One who hoards any sizeable quantity of liqour whilst claiming they cannot come off with any much the same as Jews hoard metal and gems. Completely interchangeable with the names Jeanne or Jarrod. Also Vodka Kike.
Alcoholic 1: "Mom, let me get a shot"
Alcoholic 2: "Dude, get the fuck off my bottle, I guess I
gotta go hide the shit."
Alcoholic 1: "Mom's a fuckin bitch dude."
Alcoholic 3: "She's a total fuckin booze jew dude."
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When two jewish people walk up to each other wearing their yarmulkes and put their hand on the other jews hat and put it on their head. Bassically switching yarmulkes.
We were playing basketball at the park when two guys wearing weird hats walked up to each other like they were about to do a drug deal, then they quickly switched hats and walked away without a word. The cops came up to us later asking us if we had seen a jew exchange take place.
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When someone of apparent Jewish origin tries to play catch and is unsuccessful at it.
Thrower: Ok!! you ready to catch this?
Catcher: I sure am, just like I'm ready for hanukkah!!
*ball is thrown*
*unsuccessful catch*
Thrower: DAMMIT JEW DROP!!!
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term used in public to denote jewy-ness without seeming too obvious. Say it like your sneezing....substitute achoo with ach-jew.
While shopping for bags, Jen asked me if I liked the purse covered in gold chains and baubles....I replyed "Ach-jew!"
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burning down a house, or business to collect money to make a profit.
did you hear about cold stone and what happened with their jew lighting?!!?
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Where you are at the end of a liquid substance such as Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Soap, Detergent... (you get the idea) and you must add water to get what’s left out of the bottle.
I had to do The Dirty Jew to the shampoo and conditioner bottles this morning in the shower due to non-portion controlling family members!
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