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When your girlfrend or one night stand wraps hers pussy over your face, covering both your nose and mouth.
I gas masked my boyfriend today, I almost killed him, but I came 2 times.
The worst thing a person can hear.
Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*
Mask off means you are no longer holding back, going full strength on someone. It is a reference to taking a ski mask off while committing a crime; you’ve decided you are not going to hold back and will finish the person off, you are going all out, so it doesn’t matter if anyone sees your face, because they will all be dead soon.
I’m about to go mask off on this man.
He went mask off on every in the room, because he knew he was probably about to get fired.
The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"
"No fuckin way, vile."
The act of performing analingus on someone carrying the COVID-19 Corona virus.
Guy 1: "Hey, I heard Jim got really sick."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."
Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."
Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."
A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.
We can hook up but you know covid. So, no mask, no blast.