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A child-friendly term used to describe a cat (or really anybody) that is acting out of line.
*cat eats my charger and breaks it*
Me: Kitty, stop being such a mother fluffer!
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One who fucks a femal parental unit...
Rosie is not a mother fucker yet, but she aspires to be one day!
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(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
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Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.
Jeremy, this is the longest hike ever, mother of shmuck when are we going to be there!
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A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".
swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).
As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"
As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"
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When your best friend is far too immoral, criminal, insane, and overal lesbianish to be allowed to be a god mother, therefore you give them the title of earth mother to make them feel important.
"Amanda I don't know if you can be a god mother to my children, you are kinda weird."
"Well then Heidi I think I should be their...EARTH MOTHER!!"
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Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.
Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
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