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New Trier

New Trier is a public high school in the Chicago suburbs. Students at New Trier typically come from Wilmette, Winnetka, Glencoe, Kenilworth, and Northfield.

90% of students at New Trier are Caucasian, but the school is still quite diverse. In fact, 9% are Asian, and there are even 6-8 Black or Latino students. It is unusual to spot a student not wearing khakis and Vineyard Vines at all possible occasions.

The sports teams are quite successful, because there are few other schools that can afford a water polo, archery, or even fencing team, so there is really no competition. The sports that aren't made for the top 1%, such as basketball and football, actually have cuts and only the best make them. However, New Trier's basketball team is historically bad because many players have no experience against black athletes, as there are only 6-8 at New Trier. New Trier students love to use their Range Rovers and BMWs to blast 2012 Drake songs and act hood.

The final aspect that makes New Trier so great is the immense drug culture. It would be tough for a student to name 10 kids who do not carry around a Juul with them at all times. The locker room usually looks like a forest fire. Weed is dealt by the "plugs" - AKA those Kenilworth kids who gets a $500 weekly allowance. Luckily for the athletes, there is not regular drug testing, because then there would be no teams left except for water polo, archery, and fencing.

Typical New Trier conversation:

Gunther: Hey Dustin, how's your level 4 physics class going?

Dustin: Pretty terrible actually, just got an A- first semester grade.

Gunther: You want to hit up the plug to get your mind off it?

Dustin: No, I'm good, I just got some mango Juul pods anyway.

by YoungBoy Trill April 9, 2017

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New Canaan

A small, wealthy town that in a million times better than their neighboring town of Darian. Basically, Darian has the worst reputation of being the snoobiest town in all of the United States. Darian teens like to make fun of them only because they have nothing better to do besides sucking at every sport from Soccer to Football. Anyways, New Canaan has a much better Crew and Football team than Darian. And to the Deffinition of "Formally DBagger is sufficiently incorrect.

"I saw a huge mansion being built in New Canaan"

by GO RAMS November 26, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Bedford

New Bedford is just south of Boston. One of the largest cities in Massachusetts, high crime and homicide rate, drug dealers of every race on almost every street, 3/4 of the city is poor, fiends and crack heads, dangerous at night and in the day. Divided between the Southend, Westend, Northend, and Downtown/Waterfront. Holds the title for largest cocaine bust in Massachusetts history, 251 Kilograms of pure fishscale. Fued between United Front Housing Projects & Monte's Park gang.

New Bedford, MA is the shity city. Watch your back around here.

by CrackMastaFlex July 11, 2008

90๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


new jeru

Home of a unique Culture where niggas get killed over nothing
where Tre 9 Bloods Crips and Latin Kings run amuck in

Home of North jersey hoods like Newark, Jersey City ,Trenton Irvinton, EO, and New Gunswick

Home of South Jersey hoods like Camden, Atlantic City( 609 shit nigga), Willingboro, Mt holly

a place where we dont really like dirty ass philly niggas and borderline homo NY niggas come down to A.C. and get robbed for they shit before

Home of some of the Most Dangerous cities in the US

Im from where screws is loose/Gunpoint dudes stripped nude and that aint even half of NEW JERUZ" Joe Buddens

by illesko June 27, 2007

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New Zealand

New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution.

New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution. The most important statutory rights are found in the unentrenched New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990. These so-called rights have been overridden many times by various NZ Parliaments. As such, some have referred to NZ an a 'elective dictatorship'or "thin" democracy. It certainly lacks the rights of Canada. Canada having the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. New Zealand is a great nation 'if' you are rich, if not, watch out

by xvg November 4, 2006

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New York

The best city in the country, and one of the only ones that isn't 99 % suburban shit (LA, Atlanta, Houston)

by 12345 August 14, 2003

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new castle

a tiny place north of pittsburgh where everyone seems to be related because everyone has the same baby daddy. often a place where murderers come to hide from the po po because nc police suck ass!

murderer: Oh man what am i gonna do? I just shot 10 people!?

accomplice: OH shit, no prob, just go to new castle!

by bd3 July 11, 2008

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