A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.
Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES
A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer
"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"
The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)
Santa! He’s a big fat chubby fellow, very nice!p and joyful!His full name is Santa Claus 🎅,He appears on the most happiest holiday! Christmas 🎄!
You don’t know that holiday? Every night.....while your sleeping Santa come into your house! And checks if you on the naughty list or nice! If your on naughty you won’t get presents 😔 BUT if you on the nice list you will! 😆
To be on the nice list make sure to be nice ALL year!
Christmas- December 25
LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE! I wonder if he gave me any presents! I’ve been good all year!
a big fat red and white dude that delivers billions of presents overnight
oh wow its santa!
A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.
Santa is a human too!