snakes on a plane

An expression of resignment. Similar to the phrases: C'est la vie, shit happens, whattya gonna do?

Whattya gonna do? Snakes on a plane...

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snake

(v) To steal something from someone behind their back.

Kyle snaked his friends rolex watch when he was tying his shoe.

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snake in the grass

a very shaddy person with multiple levels of snake's depending on how many times they've been doing shaddy things and defferent levels of grass depending on how mischievous the most mischievous shaddy was

slithery slithery snake - will do a shadyy thing almost every day
slithery snake - with occasionally preform shaddy acts
snake - once or twice did something shaddy

tall ass grass - did the most mischievous thing ever

tall grass - did something more shaddy than most
grass - did something that on average snake in the grasses will do

Bobby - "Did u hear, Jake kidnap Ron and take him 3 hours away to the ocean without telling anyone"

Steve - "yeah Jake was a slithery snake in the grass but im pretty sure now he got upgraded to slithery slithery snake in tall ass grass"

Bobby - "thats what the hell I thought...thank you grandma"

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Snake Bite

During a 3 way, preferably that consisting of two women, as the man comes close to ejaculating he gives one of the two women a hickey and continues to ejaculate on to the hickey. Immediately following ejaculation the man must exclaim "suck out the venom!" at which point the second woman sucks the semen off of the first women and spits it off to the side.

Dude I did a snake bite with the two girls last night it was crazy.

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Snake Charmer

A girl who only tries to seduce men of Indian decent.

Remus: Yo that girl has huge tits man. I'm gonna show her this white dick.

Clint: Yeah but don't waste your time...she's a snake charmer.

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Horse Snake

VERY VERY dangerous creatures that dwell in the wild (consisting of forests, bushes, trees, locker rooms, etc.). They will jump up and bite your face off if you're not careful. Treat them with dignity and respect. The mating call of the horse snake is one of the most beautiful sounds in the universe and has won multiple grammy awards.

"Do you hear that? There's horse snakes in that bush!!"

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poop snakes

A long, soft , excrement that leaves streaks as it goes down the toilet.

I just let out some poop snakes in the bathroom. Watch out for their trails!

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