Murder she wrote

murder she wrote would technically mean “her lost” but I wouldn’t recommend saying it to your mom or something because there talking about its “her lost” for not having sex with them. Or kiss them soooo…

She came to my house and left murder she wrote.
We were in bed together but she ran away from me murder she wrote
Saw this cute girl at the street and asked for her number she said no murder she wrote

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she wants my knob

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

That chick wants my knob -Southworth.

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gatio (gay-she-oh)

The ratio of homosexuality relative to a certain situation.

One guy with one or more girls- straight 0% gatio
two guys with one girl- 50% gay
two guys with 49 girls - 2% gay
one guy with one gay guy - 100 % gay
Two guys with one guy (three guys) -platonic love N/A

Two guys with three girls- what is his gatio (gay-she-oh) ?

66% gay





Look at that guy in the hot tub with three chicks. If one is a trany, what is his gatio? (trick question)


Two guys with two girls - 0% gay

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as soft as a she-mouse's belly

An expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel.

The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.

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she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

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She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

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She wants me Bro

This statement is used to describe the type of guy that always thinks girls like them or want to take a relationship to the next level. Often times the guy has very Narcissistic tendencies and has an over inflated opinion of them selves. Often used in school cultures that have a high machismo aspect and the guys can't imagine that a girl couldn't like them.
Often times the statement follows when a girl acts normal but the guy takes it as a major romantic interest.
Occasionally the guy is correct but the lack of humbleness shows his character to be very egocentric.

Jo went up to Monica and she was talking about class work. She looked at him and Jo took that look to mean that he was so attractive that he immediately thought that "She wants Me bro. Jo then turned to all his friends and told them she wants me bro.

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