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Every situation in life can be linked back to the words in a country song,
I love how he compares everything in life to 6 degrees of a country song ❤️ I hope retirement is filled with no shirt, no shoes, and no problems 😂
When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.
Me and Jess tried the Country Road Forest Trail last night
The best game of all time (and yes, that's objective)
That's almost as cool as playing Donkey Kong Country 2! Almost.
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Guy raised in the city but somehow was brought into the country lifestyle. Might be seen driving a big truck and a dip in his lip.
Jeff is an actual country fried city boy, look at that truck.
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1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.
2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.
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A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"
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1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows
1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup
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