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a person who has bumfluff on his hes got severe autism and has a erection over one person. hes got a small penis and he thinks he has a jungle in there but its just nothing litterally nothing hes more irrelevant than the game tomb raiders and hes also gay. if you ever find a thomas reece hes someone to avoid cause he never showers and stink of dogs cause he shags it he eats dominos pizza everyday so thats why hes fat. he wanks over ben phillips whilst he licks elliot giles bum.
yoou know that thomas reece guy?
yeah
hes a wetty boi
mavujahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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An absolutely bum. A Devin Thomas isn’t good at anything in particular. Just an average guy all around. A Devin Thomas is dog water in Madden. They usually are dick suckers to Baylor and the packers
Did you see what happened during the game? He through a gaming losing pick. Such a Devin Thomas
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One of the greatest, most original, and rewarding novelists in the English language.
Thomas Pynchon #1 baby
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When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.
Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.
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a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it
"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas
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The No. 1 Celebrity Interviewer of Kentucky.
Look there goes Dujuan Thomas, we should ask him for an autograph!
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Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”
“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”
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