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44th president of the United States and first African-American president.
A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as Obama Derangement Syndrome upon fanatical conservatives to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one at the top of this page, and even hacking the votes on their own definitions in a pathetic attempt to make their extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real bastion of unbiased, factual information.
For more examples of the insanity induced by Barack Hussein Obama, check out the definitions for evolution, barack obama, and liberal, particularly those written by authors 'ABSOLUTE' and 'KEEPin It REAL' who just so happen to be the same vote-pumping, God-fearing, CAPS-abusing moron.
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When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.
Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.
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A person who talks about Barack Obama and his day to day actions so often that they use it to get attention for themselves. Can be applied to both an Obama supporter or an Obama hater, depending on the context.
"I ran into my brother-in-law today, and all he can ever talk about is how much he loves Barack Obama. He's such an Obama drama queen!"
"Screw you Rush Limbaugh, you Obama drama queen!"
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When an individual becomes so obsessed with Barack Hussein Obama administration, (s)he cannot function without listening to a perpetual all-star rimjob delivered by any of the following men: Mr. Keith Olbermann, Mr. Rachel Maddow, or Mr. Joe Biden.
I noted the presence of Obsessive Obama Disorder when I turned on the television only to find Keith Olbermann on MSNBC fisting himself with a doll that had the face of Barack Hussein Obama.
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Steeped in strength, raised on dignity and determination, aware of the past, the present, and the possibilities of the future, a writer and an agent of positive change, the Senator from Illinois upon whose shoulders the future of the world rests.
Yes we can, and we will elect Barack Hussein Obama to be the next President of the United States. My middle name is Patrick, should I be ashamed of my Irish roots?
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An alternate term to describe drone striking unarmed civilians.
"Oh my God, I can't believe they bombed that wedding with their drones!"
"Obama moment"
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Friend: what’s obamas last name?
You: urban dictionary says it all
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