cow worshipper

Someone who religiously and whole heartedly feels the love for cows

Drew is such a cow worshipper! Look at her out in the fields with them!

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cow tipping

the act of tipping a cow. tip tip

Boy: Gees I do love cow tipping!
Farmer: Quit cow tipping my cows!

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cheese cow

wellllllllll...itsa cow made out od=f cheese cuz he touched a cursed thingy that made the first living thing touch it turn to cheese. So It wanderes the earth in search of a blue cheese cow. Very ferocious. DO NOT ATEMPT TO EAT IT!

OMG! ITSA CHEESE COW! QUICK HOLD MY SIGN! IM GONNA GO EAT IT! (other guy takes the guys signs that reads I'M STUPID)

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Cow Cuming

Find a cow and jizz on it then while milking the utters you bukkake its mom

"Yo we gonna go cow cuming today?

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cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

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Horny Cow

A fat chick that gets horny after stuffing her face with corn dogs, tacos and anything that represents a cock. Usually happens at the food festival.

Leon: dude look at the Horny Cow.

Chris:She most likely had a hot dog.

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Moo cow

1. A cow that does not go "meeerrraaahhh". It goes "moo".

2. An extremely awesome person, usually female, and is referred to as "moo cow", by her BFF.

3. (For males) A dude friend.

1. Cow: MMMMMERRRRRAAAAHHH
Moo cow: Moooo

2. Hey Moo Cow!

3. Wazzup my moo cow!

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