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A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes
"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"
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Phrase uttered at the very height of one's drunkeness and rage to show frustration with the female persuation.
Kris: This chick is really pissing me off. She won't answer her phone because she is a left-wing slut house.
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when a dramatic person gets offended in a group chat and leaves like a pussy
"you are fat and ugly"
*kaine has left the chat*
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A thumbs up acknowledgement done specifically by the left hand when a left-hander does anything left-handed and does it very well
When left-handed golfer Bubba Watson made a 75 foot chip shot directly into the cup, left-handed fans gave him the left-handed thumbs up in appreciation of the shot.
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You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.
"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
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When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.
Shit were gonna have to start the no banana left behind program.
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1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
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