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Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol
While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."
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noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.
"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."
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You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.
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Dude A: "I just dropped an ass bomb."
Dude B: "Dude, your a toilet terrorist."
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a cooch thats been beat on and had been cumed in many times over
damn after he was done with her, she had sucha toilet bowl
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when you have to flush tea leaves to get rid of them, thinking it's less noticable that dumping them in the trash can, and all they do is turn the water to tea, no matter how much you flush.
I wasn't supposed to be drinking tea because of the caffeine, but I did anyway, and tried to flush the leaves, only to find I'd made toilet tea.
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1) a person who has such a small bathroom, that they risk dipping their shower curtain in the toilet. Usually associated with small cramped basement apartments or just about all apartments in lower Manhattan. Please note, "toilet dipper" does not nessicarily have anything to do with financial status. - meant to be funny
2) a Bully that is recognized as such for dipping the head of un-suspecting victims in the toilet and flushing.
Class 2 Toilet Dippers make sure they use the toilet before they dunk the head of the unsuspecting victim in.
That toilet dipper is trying to fit another person into his/her Apartment.
That toilet dipper is really causing crap today.
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