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1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.
1. Stop it, Jake. You’re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. We’re getting’ too many hands in the salad bowl.
In one scenario where Mr. Beast goes too far in one of his viral videos, he holds a gun to a kid's head and forces the kid to go down an escalator on a skate board, The kid inevitably ends up breaking his leg, and Mr. Beast tries to fix it, but nothing he does, including whacking him with a golf club multiple times, works. Eventually Mr. Beast gets Chris to help him chuck the kid back down the escalator, in hope that it will fix the kid's leg. The kid ends up breaking his other leg, and that makes the kid experience more pain. Mr. Beast, Chris, Nolan and Chandler are discussing ways to end the child's pain. This is part 1. Scroll down for part 2.
Mr. Beast went too far... Oh no.....
Oh well. I'm sure it's just editing, right? Right?
When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)
Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no
You can get the dick.
"You look nice"
"Id bust ur ass too"
When you purposely put too much Helium in a balloon, making it pop.
Person 1: Why were you busy?
Person 2: I was blowing up the balloon too much.
the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.
i love you but the book were making is too short.
- and not enough indians.
In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
Foreman: We have to move that piano onto the lorry.
Bob: Lower it through the window.
Harry: No use the lift.
Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
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