touch N bust

A female so attractive that she might cause one to ejaculate prematurely.

Damn look at her. I bet she's a touch N bust.

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Touch of a Rapist

This phrase is only really used in the world of Football/Soccer and FIFA. The phrase itself is used to describe a good piece of ball skill after having received a pass.

I passed the ball to Messi and he brought it down with a Touch of a Rapist.

Ronaldo has the Touch of a Rapist

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Touch pussy day

You can walk up to any female and touch there pussy for free

Hey it’s touch pussy day bro let’s go touch some coochie

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It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

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baby rhino touch

when your first touch in soccer is horribly awful and goes 3 meters ahead of you.

don't ever pass the ball to Roy inside the box cause he has baby rhino touch.

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Touch My Body

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

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touch tittie tuesday

Touch Tittie tuesday Is A bad day for females at school. But great for the Perverted Guys! It's a self-explanatory thing. Females mostly do it to other Females But that doesn't Mean Guys won't do It do!

Andre-" Man today's the day. When I can use my perverted ways!! Right Danté??"

Danté- "Yeah man you already know! Leggoo!!" *Touches random Females Titties*

Girl-" Yo what the fuck???!"

Andre- "Man it's Touch tittie Tuesday bitch!" *Him and Danté both Run*

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