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Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...
Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...
When a woman has intercourse with two different men in a short period of time resulting in fraternal / superfucundational twins being born - often of different races or color.
LaQuesha got fucked by both Darnell and Chad at the club last night - now she is expecting Ho Twins
A night spent alone with only pornhub and foodhub for company.
Oh man! That was the best Twin Hub night in ever. An extra large munchie box and 3 hours of dwarf porn.
A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".
Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.
Its is when you and a friend messed around with the same person but didnt have sex.
"Bro I heard you banged that girl, we're eskimo bros now"
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins
A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.