Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

i want to be in love

A moment and feeling many are familiar with. When many of your friends have found their missing piece, but you still feel incomplete. It's a moment where you want to be a dumb teenager, where you want to be out at midnight with your friends, where you want a partner, where you feel like it isn't worth it.
It's a hard feeling, and not an easy one to overcome. But life is short, and if you want someone and love them, you should get them.

"I'm so happy for you Chad, but I want to be in love."

Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

Don't want to do this video

1 The first sentence uttered in a (fake) apology video, with the deep sigh and the message "I'm sorry you feel that way" and "Look at the ad I added in this video".

2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.

1 ... * sigh * Guys... I didn't want to do this video...

2 Person 1: Let's do this video!

Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.

Person 1: But it will...

Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!

all they want is pussy

kahlil likes pussy
ozzy is pure
admin is a gamer
neptune is cute
pog

kahlil: all they want is pussy
malk man: are you talking about yourself?

We Want Dallas

an idiotic statement said by butthurt Washington Football Fans meant to intimidate a superior team

Person A- “We Want Dallas”
Person B- “Who’s that dumb Washington fan?”
Person C- “Don’t talk to him he’s father-less”