Tap Water

Turns the freaking frogs gay.

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.

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Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

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Burnt water

Twice boiled water. Overboiled

Did you burn the water, it's so hot.
I boiled it twice, burnt water!

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Badd Water

alcoholic beverage i.e. vodka, cognac, gin, etc.

I got my first DUI drinking that badd water.
I'm bout to take a couple shots of that badd water.
I'd advise you not to mix those badd waters together.
It's cold outside, pour me a couple shots of that badd water to warm me up.

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daughter water

The mystical 'tonic' where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and sexism issues because they see the world through their daughters' experiences

He became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the Daughter Water

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beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

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Gun Water

The free tap water that is dispensed from the beverage gun located behind a bar.

First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.

Dude: Can i get two gun waters.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.

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