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you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

by blue ship October 1, 2006

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National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

by I eat my kids April 14, 2020


number one asian wife

Lauren Porte my awsome asian wife...

my wife

by Jimmyson May 1, 2003

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Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

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Tied to your wife's apron strings

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018


oct 1 national wife’s day

A day to give appreciation to your wife

Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up

by ur wife October 1, 2023


Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)

“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
Damn bro, that’s cold.”

by Sorry I killed ur mom December 7, 2021