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honorofic utilised to manage unruly friends
using this brings instant terror and calmness in listener's mind
A friend speaks a lot about his academic achievments
speaker: sex karidebi toro, maghia
listener: (silenced)
The kind of sex when you can't afford a Valve Index VR headset.
Lifeless, and without full-body tracking.
Steve: Hey man do you want to have Quest sex?
Alan: No way, I'd rather have sex with a tree.
The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.
I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.
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Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(
Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.
GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.
Yep. It’s sex. In the nostrils. Yes, it’s real. It’s very disgusting
“Hey you wanna do nasal sex?”
“Please stay the fuck away from me”
Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.
Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.
Girl: have sex with me.
Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
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