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Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.
Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis
"ayyo wanna succ my garlic cock"
"yes what 😳"
“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”
When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
Dominic enjoys Mississippi cock stomp
Very large item for hitting objects
Hand me that Germunda cock so I can hit this stake