It means that yo are scared of some gymnastics equipment like me
I have Scarsumofsomegymnasticsequipment#me syndrome.
Fuck me is a term used when you either
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public
SLUT
Tom smashes controller on accedent "FUCK ME"
or when a whore is horny "FUCK ME~"
it means: fuck me
Man1: Dammit!
Man2: What?
Man1: I forgot to study before the test.
Man2: Sucks for you.
Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.