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numbnuts syndrome

the action of grabbing somebody’s testicles and twisting them until they are numb and change colours

i’m gonna give you numbnuts syndrome if you don’t stop.”

by (EMS) November 25, 2021


Shaken coochie syndrome

When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.

Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020


Newfag syndrome

When a Zoomer gets mad an Old Chad tells him that modern times where actually better.

Timmy for Newfag syndrome when Fred told him of the good times where you could actually get laid via Runescape and got hella mad because of it.

by Chadaddy69x November 24, 2023


Andkon Derangement Syndrome

Andkon Derangement Syndrome (ADS) is a serious mental health disorder that impairs and damages the Limbic system of the brain causing intense effects such as seething, malding, balding, schizophrenia, obsession and paranoia often shown as hatred towards the prolific individual called Andkon's Reich and his ideals.

Those who suffer from Andkon Derangement Syndrome may say things like:

"Andkon's a Jew, Mulatto, Nonwhite"

or any other derogatory conspiracy theory directed or implied towards Andkon's Reich

by AZog Battalion December 24, 2022


Hoyes Syndrome

absolute epitome of retardation. One of a kind
symptoms include:
- huge big toe

- confusion

- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus

- sometimes expresses broken english

- extra pinky toe

- Tourette's

can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am

"why is she yelling bwekfast??- shes got hoyes syndrome"

by bestbitchgangsterrapperboss September 12, 2019


Kevin Syndrome

That guy that hangs around on a “teen” chatroom but the mfr is like 22 years old. Whole ass king of the kids situation.

Girl: did you see Johnny in here?
Girl 2: yes oml he be suffering from Kevin syndrome
Girl: YESS!! It’s creepy af

by EvilEntityConsumesYou October 20, 2022


Death star syndrome

When something massive and extremely powerful has one tiny weakness that, if you exploit, the entire thing will go to sh*t

The Alien Invaders from "Independence Day" suffer from Death Star syndrome: if the mothership's cockpit is destroyed, all of the other ships will blow up.

Disclaimer: this example's weakness may not be that tiny, but you get the point

by Wobbmin February 25, 2017