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Love

A warcrime against humanity invented by a sneaky bastard called "life" or "God" if you're primitive.
-is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street
-is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life"
-will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether
-other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one
-The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.

Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot.

10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.

A: "Love? Shit's mediocre mate."
B: "Feels good tho"

by Existential_Crisis November 7, 2017


Love

Love is a word that females use as an excuse to be crazy.

I seen Sunny stabbing Matty the other day that shit was crazy, she said it was for love….

by Birdman! August 31, 2023


Love

Love mean hate also something you can say to people you don’t like

Person 1: I love you
Person2: what? I don’t like you

by Evasor80 January 6, 2022


Love

Love is the genuine feeling of attraction and affection towards someone.

Boy: Hey, I... I love you.
Girl: ¿Really? I guess I love you too.

by _AshingDebriz January 27, 2020


Love

the most dangerous illness which can affect the human specie, hurting the brain, the heart and the stomach of a person.

"I'm in love with them, they give me butterflies all the time"

bullshit.

by kaluu April 9, 2023


Love

Love is when you can’t stop thinking about them. When you want the very best for them no matter what happens. Love is sacrifice and honor. Love spans many lifetimes.. the soul always remembers divine twins.

I love him. I feel like I’ve known him every lifetime.

by That 1girl June 13, 2024

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Love

Love is something you can't get rid of

Robert loves Rachel

by Robertsgirl69 February 2, 2023