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A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.
Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
Nanoon is a milf that likes to talk shit to her man or to people thinking she knows betta.
Don’t be coming up in here with nanoon syndrome cause I wasn’t cheating on you it was your same person okay!
It's a wise Syndrome which applies for a short period of time (from 3s to 5m)
Definition: Retardik Syndrome
LMAOOOO what was that blitzcrank hook!?!?
Blitzcrank player: affected by the Ritardik Syndrome for a short period of time
an anit-social humanoid who finds themselves to be a culinary connoisseur.
"That person clearly has Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS), check your food for hair!"
Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!
Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.
I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.
Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.
I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.