A condition that arises when exposed to prolonged walkdowns. Symptoms may include brain fog, fatigue, dehydration, long tangential conversations about social issues, watching powerlines instead of the road, and saying "that's a nice pole" unprompted. If you or your coworkers are affected by walkdown syndrome, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of free lunch.
Sorry, I am normally not this dumb, it must be the walkdown syndrome.
A state where a promising possibly generational talent gets cursed with an unending cycle of injury
"Pedri has the neymar syndrome. " Rezso-Arlo
A state where a promising possibly generational talent gets cursed with an unending cycle of injury
"Reece James has the neymar syndrome"
What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.
even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.
Ashley: close the door marcus
Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.
when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed
Black skin so dry and ashy you can draw/ write on it.
Bob: That nigger just takes notes on his arm.
Jim: Oh he is like a walking note pad
Bod: Dude that nigger has chalkboard syndrome don't make fun of him.
Feen Hand Syndrome is a condition that describes nicotine feens, and how they hold their nic sticks in their hand in a certain way in pictures and videos. How they hold it in their palm and grasp their fingers around it.
Guy 1: man check this bitches post out
Guy 2: why she holdin the nic stick like that?
Guy 1: she got that Feen Hand Syndrome