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BAB(basic ass bitch) syndrome is a terminal illness that has many symtoms, including but not limited to:
loving pumkin spice everything, overusing the word like, being obsessed with drama, having a low intelegence, being named tiffany or jessica, and reading urban dictionary definitions
"ugh its jessica agien, she has BAB syndrome
A term used to describe a state of anxiety created when donuts are placed to closely in a container, leading to sweating and icing loss.
Meijer's sweaty donuts are known to suffer from overcrowding and in some cases Stockhole Syndrome.
When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
When a female becomes overly romantic or secretive over her first sex partner.
"So how does it feel now that you've done it?"
"Oh no, I don't talk about our sex life. It's special, and only stays between him and I."
"Yup, you have Post-Virgin Syndrome."
Mr Dalek syndrome is when teachers use a megaphone to order students into rooms, telling them to be quiet etc.
(all names are fake for obvious reasons)
Student 1: yo i think that Mr white has Mr Dalek Syndrome.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.
Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.
Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.
The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds
“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”
“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”